The numbers that make
Series A a formality.

$0K
Feb 2026 actuals↑ 19.8% MoM
$0.00
All acquisition channels↓ 12% vs Q3
0%
Avg across Sep–Nov cohorts↑ 6pp YoY
0.0%
Post variable COGS↑ 3.1pp vs LY

$0 → $1.94M MRR in 12 months.

Organic growth through product-market fit, not paid acquisition. The inflection point in Aug '25 marks our first profitable cohort.

MRR in $USD thousands
$23.3M
ARR Run Rate
19.8%
MoM Growth
312%
Revenue CAGR

Every dollar in, $4.87 out.

Category-leading LTV:CAC built on repeat purchase behavior, not first-order margin. Payback in 61 days means Series A capital deploys immediately.

Blended CAC
$38.40
All channels blended
LTV : CAC
4.87×
Trailing 12-month cohorts
Payback Period
61 days
To contribution break-even
Contribution Margin
68.2%
Post variable COGS
Avg Order Value
$94.50
Feb 2026 average
Repeat Purchase Rate
54%
Within 90 days

No single-channel dependency.

Paid social is the acquisition engine, but 62% of revenue is diversified across organic, wholesale, and marketplace — a moat that compounds as each channel matures.

38%
24%
21%
17%
Paid Social
38%
of total revenue
Organic / SEO
24%
of total revenue
Wholesale
21%
of total revenue
Marketplace
17%
of total revenue

Retention improving with every cohort.

M2 retention has climbed from 61% (Sep cohort) to 68% (Jan cohort) — a 7pp improvement in five months. The curve is bending upward.

CohortM0M1M2M3M4M5
Sep '25
100%
72%
61%
55%
51%
49%
Oct '25
100%
74%
63%
57%
53%
51%
Nov '25
100%
76%
65%
59%
55%
Dec '25
100%
78%
66%
61%
Jan '26
100%
79%
68%
Feb '26
100%
81%
M0 baseline
60–74% retained
50–59% retained

$8M raise. $3.2M committed.

Allocation closes March 31, 2026. Lead investor receives board observer rights and co-investment rights in Series B.